jeremy paul gordon

I work for Pitchfork and also write for the Wall Street Journal, GQ, Pacific Standard and others. E-mail me at jeremypaulgordon[at]gmail[dot]com or check out my vaguely professional personal website. I'm also on Twitter.

July 23, 2013 at 11:20pm
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Well, if you were single and you had a dating profile what would be your self-description?I’d be like, “I like to take a long walk along the beach and…” No, that’s not even true. I don’t know. I like to eat food that is fast, that you don’t have to sit around and fucking wait for. I don’t like to go to the grocery store at all, so if you want to be one of those fucking couples that makes a chicken with all these vegetables, side fixes, fuck off. I’m not doing that. Maybe if you date a girl that wants to go to the grocery store, that’s what Kira does, then that’s fine. I’m not going. I hate going in there. Because you go in there, even with a list, and you end up looking at the, oh well here’s the canned vine leaf rolls or, oh, the asparagus is so cheap today—I’m not into that.
So when you’re by yourself and no restaurants are open but you need to cook, what’s your go-to meal?Uh, usually I just eat a cold can of Chef Boyardee ravioli from the corner store.

Oh, that’s honest.It’s tight, yeah. It’s okay.

Vol. 1 of my Pitchfork Festival interviews: Mac DeMarco.

Well, if you were single and you had a dating profile what would be your self-description?
I’d be like, “I like to take a long walk along the beach and…” No, that’s not even true. I don’t know. I like to eat food that is fast, that you don’t have to sit around and fucking wait for. I don’t like to go to the grocery store at all, so if you want to be one of those fucking couples that makes a chicken with all these vegetables, side fixes, fuck off. I’m not doing that. Maybe if you date a girl that wants to go to the grocery store, that’s what Kira does, then that’s fine. I’m not going. I hate going in there. Because you go in there, even with a list, and you end up looking at the, oh well here’s the canned vine leaf rolls or, oh, the asparagus is so cheap today—I’m not into that.

So when you’re by yourself and no restaurants are open but you need to cook, what’s your go-to meal?
Uh, usually I just eat a cold can of Chef Boyardee ravioli from the corner store.

Oh, that’s honest.
It’s tight, yeah. It’s okay.

Vol. 1 of my Pitchfork Festival interviews: Mac DeMarco.

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    It’s safe to say Mac and I are the same man.
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    My boy Jeremy asks the tough questions. Also those last two questions and their responses are fucking poetry.
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