Some Of My Favorite Songs Of 2011, Accompanied By Particularly Negative Things My Friends Have Said About Them
Destroyer - Kaputt (“Oh cool, dance music for boring people.”)
JoJo - Marvin’s Room (“I suspect there is something wrong with literally everyone who enjoys this song.”)
Coldplay - Hurts Like Heaven (“I honestly thought this was the Nyan Cat music when it started playing.”)
Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes (“This sounds like everything else I’ve ever heard.”)
Times New Viking - Fuck Her Tears (“Times New Viking is still together?”)
Smith Westerns - Weekend (“It’s like, I like this, but I hate almost everything it represents.”)
Das Racist - Relax (“If these guys don’t care, why should I?”)
Fucked Up - Queen of Hearts (“A BIT TOO LOUD”)
The Drums - Days (*long stare* “Yeeeaaaah… I am not a fan.”)
Tune-Yards - Gangsta (“I liked this song until I found out it was a woman singing this, not a man. That’s just weird.”)
